Blog Slackin’

Man, is it Thursday already?  It seems like almost a week ago since I last posted...oh wait, it has been almost a week.

This previous weekend we went to a local crawfish dive bar to celebrate the FINAL graduation of Liz.  She is officially a Master.  I’m not sure what she mastered, but I assure you it was not poker.  After the crawfish festivities we all adjourned to her house to continue imbibing large quantities of beer, away from the prying eyes of Johnny Law.  That led to some games, which led to poker, which led to the typical post-poker fun of me counting Liz’s money. 

This is a welcome return to the norm after the financial raping I took, a few weeks ago, at the hands of a group of Firemen.  Man, if you take out the word financial, that looks like a really awful experience.

Once AGAIN Liz made repeated complaints about the flatulence being loosed in her abode.  I made a few simple statements concerning her fault in this matter:
1.  95% of her friends are guys, and guys do that.
2.  She was the one who chose the spicy crawfish to be the food of choice for this day, and followed it up with chips and cheese dip at her house.
3.  She was the one who chose to begin the drinking at noon.
All these things add up to a reasonable expectation of flatulence.  She can keep her head in the sand about such matters, but it is plain as day...she is to blame for the odor, not me or Clib.

Everyone please help me in congratulating Liz on accomplishing the completion of this Masters Degree.  It only took her like ten years to complete it.  I don’t even know if she remembers what the degree is in.  Considering she works the night shift at a local Adult Bookstore, I don’t see it helping her get a raise.  Nobody wants some smart broad reading Nietzsche while ringing up their snuff porn and anal beads.  Social cynicism always ruins the mood.

On a side note, I will be going away on an extended business trip for several weeks, effectively handing the day to day operations of Killer Rants over to Liz, so don’t expect too much activity, and if you do see a post from her, make sure you check it for grammatical and spelling errors.  We should all hold her to a higher standard now.

•   Comments(8)    Posted by killer on 04/30 at 11:39 PM
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