blowing one of liz’s 97 cats oughtta get the job done

By chad on 2008 01 14

I’m so sorry Killer.  I was pretty sure that at some point I had explained that you were probably going to hell.

Maybe I’m confused.  Maybe I told Liz that she was going to hell.

If you really want a long comment, maybe I can copy and paste my “Almost Everyone Is Going To Hell” post here.  That’s pretty long and should tick off a lot of people.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 14

Isn’t the answer to that question obvious?  You must blow my boyfriend to get some controversy started. It’s what works for me.

Here are some other ways to start controversy:
<ul>
<li>Declare yourself to be a raging atheist.</li>
<li>Declare yourself to be a raging Catholic.</li>
<li>Declare yourself to be a raging Baptist.</li>
<li>Declare yourself to be a fat hater.</li>
<li>Declare yourself to be a diet guru.</li>
<li>Write a love story to your pet goat. Include graphic photos.</li>
<li>Write a missive about how all alien abduction stories are total bullshit.</li>
<li>Comment on threads on my site where the idiots are out in full force. The idiots followed Miss Britt, Avitable, Mr. Fab and others back to their sites. You just didn’t come in swinging like they did.</li>
</ul>
Hope that helps.

By jester on 2008 01 14

Yeah, what I said earlier with out the html markup which apparently didn’t get parsed.

By jester on 2008 01 14

Also, you perfectly captured the entire vibe of my household. Manic Pet Shop mixed with Radio Shack… I call it “Whizz Bang Sparkle.”

By jester on 2008 01 14

Who do you have to blow to get some controversy around here?

Um. Jester?

By Mel-O-Drama on 2008 01 14

If you really want to sort thru that many comments you could write a post defending the civil rights of pedophiles.  The teeming masses would really get stirred up.

I however, would rather you spent that time writing funny and non controversial posts so as to better entertain me

Good luck with this project.

By abroad on 2008 01 14

you seem sad that jester and umb didn’t try to “convert” you.  and that makes me giggle.

my vote for getting you more comments?  MORE. NAKED. PHOTOS.  yep, i’ll comment all you want if we get to see more nakey shots.

By hellohahanarf on 2008 01 14

It’s easy enough to get massive amounts of searches for nude photos merely by posting about a female celebrity. I am now getting searches for “Babylon 5 Nude” too.

By dmarks on 2008 01 14

Chad:
If I blew one, they would all expect it...that’s a LOT of kitty-jobs.

laughing:
That’s alright...I’m sure you told me before.

Jester:
I think you saying all that in comments might just get the ball rolling.

Jester:
I found a lizard in my computer bag when I left.  I wasn’t sure if he was a free gift, or an escapee.

Mel:
I would hate to break up a happy Whiz Bang Sparkle.

Abroad:
I actually did a post claiming to be attending NAMBLA meetings, but it also did not raise too many eyebrows. 

Hello:
It’s just nice to feel wanted.  I’m concerned that naked shots of me would drop my readership down to just you.

dmarks:
That is true, I found your blog by searching for “nude Christine Baranski”

By Killer on 2008 01 14

i doubt readership will drop to just me.  i’m positive.  so positive in fact that i think tomorrow should be naked killer day.  : )

By hellohahanarf on 2008 01 14

I’ve just had a look at Jester’s blog.  I do not think that nude photos are a good idea. 

But he was nice and warned us first, and you had to click on something to see the photo.

It’s bad enough that I have to look at something that unpleasant before I have sex.  That I see something that unpleasant and then not be rewarded with sex is just really wrong.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 14

Killer, I put the Lizard in your bag.  That one always looks at me funny when I visit Jester’s whiz bang sparkle.

By othurme on 2008 01 14

I don’t have a lizard in my bag.  I guess I just travel to the wrong places.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 14

Nope you have to write a scathing hate filled post about Ron Paul. The Ron Paul revolution’s only outlet seems to be the internet and they’ve exhibited quite a strong presence here.

Piss them off and the floodgates will open.

By dave on 2008 01 14

Make sure you feed the lizard a regular diet of pureed cricket and spinach. He also likes it when you lick his asshole. So I’ve heard.

Post nude photos of yourself and you’ll have the bear chasers coming here in droves. I’m reserving that for a day when I’m desperate for traffic.

By jester on 2008 01 14

oh killer! did you remember to tell the boys about your third ball? or make sure you bent over in front of them casting sly glances over your shoulder? perhaps you should have worn a t-shirt declaring ‘i’m not gay but i’m willing to play’?

(thanks for the ‘ I wasn’t sure if he was a free gift, or an escapee.’
my sinuses haven’t been this well purged since, well i don’t know when. diet coke may not be what the dr recommends for cleaning out your sinus cavities but it sure as hell does the job.)

By heather on 2008 01 14

Of course you know my vote is to not feed the lizard.  He is an asshole.

By othurme on 2008 01 14

Totally unrelated to who you should blow (because really, the question is who HAVEN’T you blown) but I got a new lap top today and now I don’t know how to log in to publish something on the blog. Can you just kind of take over until say… March? Or you could email me the login information? Whatever you prefer.

And it’s not a Mac. Sorry.

By Liz on 2008 01 14

Hello:
Perhaps I will take that into consideration...I have to make sure all the rashes are cleared up.

Laughing:
That’s why the good Lord invented D batteries.

Othurme:
I think you misunderstand Lester, he’s cross-eyed.

Laughing:
You gotta get out more.

Dave:
Ron Paul, hasn’t he dropped out of the race yet?

Jester:
I wondered why he kept pointing his rectum at me...I thought he was just mooning me.
I like to think of myself as a big hairy twink..not a bear.

Heather:
Oh, they knew about it.  I usually wear really short jogging shorts and it often just flops out. 

Othurme:
I’m mailing you Lester so you can get to know his more sensitive side...apparently it’s his asshole.

Liz:
Ohhhh, is that why you haven’t posted in two weeks?  No, wait, you said you got the new laptop TODAY.

By killer on 2008 01 14

i have an awesome digital camera.  and an eye for photography.  or at least an eye for a naked guy.
lemme know if you need my help…

By hellohahanarf on 2008 01 14

p.s. to liz

we missed you!

By hellohahanarf on 2008 01 14

I’ve wondered the same thing.  I’ve written about being Catholic.  I’ve written about my marriage.  I’ve written about everything under the sun.

And do you know what got people riled up?

Pictures of my hair.

By Miss Britt on 2008 01 15

Dude, I haven’t read your blog before, and I am surprised, because I know a lot of the posters here.  Hilarious!

I am RSS’ing you right now.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 15

This isn’t hatred!  This is all actually kind of pleasant.  I read this whole thing and all the comments and nothing really upset me.  Unless you count Jester’s unparsed formatting, which I find mildly upsetting.  I don’t even find the gun pointed at the kitty to be that upsetting. Though, truth be told, I’m more of a dog person anyway.  Cats upset me with their aloof attitude and their ‘i’m too good for you’ strut! Fuck you cat, I didn’t want to cuddle with you anyway.  Your stupid claws are sharp and your breath smells.  Anyway, this post isn’t very upsetting.  If Jester’s gayitude isn’t enough for you, perhaps we’ll have to hang some time.  I rarely make it over to Whiz Bang Sparkle though… or is it Piss Bang Barkle?

By Lee on 2008 01 15

You know, Lee might be onto something here…

Pick a position on the side of pro-dog or pro-cat and watch EVERYONE weigh in on that one.

By jester on 2008 01 15

pro dog. 
BIG dogs. 
not those little fuckers pretending to be dogs.

also pro naked photos.
just so long as they are not feet.

By hellohahanarf on 2008 01 15

you make me giggle. which means I will likely come back if I don’t forget to bookmark you when I finish commenting.
Other than that, I don’t know what to tell you. I join in the crazy, they call me an idiot or ignore me completely. Other than that, I don’t seem to have enough drama or pictures of my boobs to bring in more comments. I think my record was 7 or 8. People find me most frequently by searching “sub cutaneous horn” or “hilary duff’s panties”. They don’t stay long.

By ginamonster on 2008 01 15

Killer Rant, are you a homo too? Do you believe that it is okay for a man to lay on his stomach and take another man pounding his Butt? I sure hope not as that is the most awful and degrading act one can imagine.

Man’s Man

By Man's Man on 2008 01 16

Um, Gina, a lot of women get a pounding in the ass the same way from their hetero significant other.  I don’t see the diff.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

Man’s Man - Killer’s a straight guy, but I don’t think he has any problem letting his girlfriend ride his ass with a 14-inch strap on dildo.

Wait, does that make the act any more or less degrading?

By jester on 2008 01 16

Hey, I see no diff.  You gotta get to the prostate anyway… So I would shove a prostate buzzer up a guy’s butt if he wanted me to, and I am straight.  And, I would imagine that if I am shoving it up his butt and he is with me, he’s got to be straight too, unless he belongs to that whatchamadoodle church that was so graciously posted on your site earlier today.

BTW, when I said “I don’t see the diff”, I meant, it’s not degrading for a guy to go anal on a girl, so what’s the diff.  That’s what I meant.  A hole’s a hole.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

Absurdist - I’m not saying there’s a difference. I’m just wondering what Man’s Man thinks about it. By the way… I don’t think your comment above was meant for Gina.

By jester on 2008 01 16

Okay.  I haven’t figured out where the name goes with the entry.  I am a dork.

I am sorry Gina.  I meant Man’s Man.  And Jester, I was actually referring back to my original “same diff”.  I just wrote Gina instead of Man’s Man.  I am sorry about that.

Funny boy, I know you didn’t mean that there is a diff.  I was originally commenting back on Man’s Man…

Sorry.  And I still can’t sleep.  Day five.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

Ooof, so many to comment back to.  Maybe controversy is too much for me.

Hello:
You need to be closer than Pittsburgh...I’m not that large.

Miss Brit:
I checked out your site and was concerned about your hair also.

Absurdist:
Yes, blogistan can be a small and incestuous place.

Lee:
I know, I know, I have a hard time really being serious.  If I start writing something with a real point, I will eventually mention my balls or flatulence.  I basically a five year old with a lot of body hair.

Jester:
I always pretend I am anti-cat, but I like the way cats leave me alone.  I have two pet plants, and that is often too much work.

Ginamonster:
Do you have a pair of hillary duff’s panties?  I will make a point to check out all the new visitors sites. 

Man’s Man:
By using the name “Man’s Man” that is sort of homo-erotic.  I don’t feel the need to explain my sexuality, but it just so happens that I posted a MEME that mentions proclivities, but rest assured it was NOT because of this question. 
What if it is a tender and loving butt pounding?  Maybe you just need a reach around next time.

Jester:
Good point, is it the act itself or who is performing it.  We should write Miss Manners about this.

Absurdist:
Get some sleep man.  You know what helps men sleep?  A good butt pounding.

By Killer on 2008 01 16

A special thanks to Everyone!  35 comments!  I think this blog is going to officially become a bastion of controversy and discussions on anal fisting.  But not in a gay way, strictly good old American heterosexual anal fisting.

By Killer on 2008 01 16

I’m pretty sure Man’s Man is just sad that he never gets to be the receptive partner. All he has to do is get online and advertise for a hot top to pound his submissive panty-wearing mangina and he’ll feel better.

I’ve seen your hands, Killer. It would take QUITE a brave soul to let you fist them.

By jester on 2008 01 16

Jester, thanks for standing up for me. When I read that I went, “EEK!”. I mean, I realize that some people appreciate a good ass pounding. or, you know, maybe a little less pounding...whatever, I don’t, or at least I don’t think I do, not interested in finding out, but hey, you know, whatever floats your boat.

Killer, I don’t actually have any of hillary duff’s panties. But, that search term has been overridden by “monster boobs” and “ginamonster boobs” which I do actually have in abundance.

By ginamonster on 2008 01 16

Stop it jester.  Now I have to go masturbate.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

Hi Gina.  I want to apologize again.  I want to go on record for the following:

Since the name is right above the comment, separated by a dotted line, it looked to me that was the ID associated with the post.  I am visually impaired, but not in that way.  I am just a ‘tard… I am really sorry about that, Gina.  Please, please, please forgive me, or I will flog myself endlessly today for hurting you.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

My man Killer, I am relieved to hear that you are not homo. Man, whatcha doing playing with these girls? Be careful that no one label’s you a homo. It is not only wrong for a man to pound another man’s butt, but its wrong to even pound a woman’s butt. I think the butt is made for exiting only, whatcha think? I mean the butt is the most filthy and dirty place, filled with all kinds of bacteria which leads to disease such as Aids/HIV. Killer, you be extremely careful playing with these girls on this site you just might catch something that ajax can’t get rid of. Whatcha think?

The Man’s Man

By Man's Man on 2008 01 16

Oh man, we never thought of that.  Here we’ve been trying to find a cure for AIDS this whole time and it turns out it was right on our kitchen counter the whole time.  Anti-bacterial soap.  Sheesh...what numbskulls we are.

By othurme on 2008 01 16

Man’s Man - Sex with you must be the most boring mind-numbing experience on the planet. By the way, here’s a little science lesson for you… AIDS isn’t caused by bacteria. It’s caused by a virus that is just as easily transmitted via vaginal sex as anal sex.

I’m sure Killer would much rather be labeled a homo than a cockslapping monkeyfucking idiot.

That’s what *I* think.

By jester on 2008 01 16

Man’s man:

I have been looking for a man like you my whole life.  One who truly understands the nature of AIDS and HIV; that it came from these fucking faggots when one of them fucked a monkey in Africa.  Oh why can’t be more men like you?

I can’t tell you how erotic it is to have sex in the missionary position on Tuesdays and Saturdays every week.  Thank god for consistency, because trying something new would be too frightening for my fragile female body.  As you mentioned, my ass is filled with disgusting bacteria, and I am so ashamed.  Of course, my vagina is also filled with bacteria and yeast, but my doctor says that missionary position and rhythm method only will preclude any infection and will keep me from getting pregnant.

My doctor also told me that douching after sex will also keep me from getting pregnant.  But also, he said, that if I do get pregnant, that’s okay, because any man who impregnates me will be proud to be my husband and will support the baby and me while I stay home and cook his meals and bring him beer at night.  My doctor told me that all I need to do for a man to appreciate me is to remain loyal, walk three steps behind him, wear long skirts, a bonnet, no makeup, and always allow him to drive, or else do not go out in public.

So, I am hoping you will contact me, as you seem exactly the type of guy I have been looking for my whole life.  I am so tired of erotic orgasms from non-missionary sex.  I would rather go back to a life of pleasing my man only, and maybe even getting my clit circumcised.

With deep love and appreciation for your intense masculinity,
Absurdist

PS: My gay chexican friend Anthony (really just a metro) asks if you have been to any circle jerks lately with your hunting buddies?

By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

i know plenty of straight men who like their woman to insert a finger or toy into their ass during sex.  and, as a (mostly) stright woman, i find nothing wrong with anal.  so man’s man?  kiss my ass.

By hellohahanarf on 2008 01 16

Man’s Man:
I like these “girls”, they are funny and insightful.  As a medical professional I can assure you that the Hiv/Aids epidemic is not spread by “bacteria” found in or around the rectal area.  It is a blood borne pathogen, spread sexually via small cuts or tears in sexual membranes.  It is just as easy to be exposed via the vagina as anal intercourse. 

As a method to incite anger or frustration among this crowd, your argument is not very original.  I welcome any debate or discussion, but please make it funny.

By Killer on 2008 01 16

Personally, I prefer my man to stick a big ole’ butt plug up my butt and inflate it to the size of a grapefruit while it buzzes inside of me. 

Of course, I would imagine that Man’s Man also won’t let a woman go down on him because his penis has bacteria all over it from an entire day of it sitting around in his shorts, and peeing and whatnot.  My vijayjay I guess would also be off limits to him too, considering the same.

Do you think he seals himself in a hefty bag before he touches anyone anywhere?

By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

The Absurdist - You really DO need to meet Killer.  You’re also assuming that Man’s Man is allowed to touch anyone. My guess is that women stay away from him in droves.

By jester on 2008 01 16

Okay, I’ll bite.  But only after I wash my mouth with anti-bacterial soap.

Why do I need to meet Killer?  Does he like grapefruit too?

By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

The Absurdist - You need to meet Killer because he’s got giant hands and no shame. :D

He’s also got a great ass. :D

By jester on 2008 01 16

I’ll bring the grapefruit and a map of my vagina.  His GF can join in, but I am NOT kissing her.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

Absurdist - You’re in luck. He doesn’t have a girlfriend right now. Though I’m sure he’d be willing to scare up a female friend if you wanted.

This is fun.

By jester on 2008 01 16

The Absurdist,

mmm...okay.

By ginamonster on 2008 01 16

Nah, that’s okay.  I finally figured out I wasn’t gay; it’s just that all men are bastards.

Well, at least, it seems to me that all they want is a barbie.  But let’s not go there.  That’s on another site altogether.  Like I said, I prefer my men in the missionary position, I want to stay home and cook for them (god help them!), clean their clothes, iron their underwear, and look the other way while they sleep with the hooker at the titty bar.  That’s preferable anyway, since I will be busy with the six kids, since birth control is a no-no.

Oh shit. Sorry, I’m not Catholic.  Not Baptist. Not Church of Christ.  Not gay. I am cleared for take-off as a totally promiscuous sex goddess/slut that’s crass, logically-minded, cusses like a sailor, is very intelligent and still makes enough money to keep me in Ferragamos and Prada and buy clothes for my sissy dogs (which means I only need a guy for a dick.)

Sort of.

Hm… Go figure.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

Shit, I step away for a few minutes and Jester has gotten me further with a woman than I have gotten in months. 

Absurdist, You had me at promiscuous sex goddess.

By Killer on 2008 01 16

Killer, I’m pretty sure she had you at vagina. I could be wrong, though.

Absurdist--killer is made of awesome. I hope you two have fun with that grapefruit and map.

By Mel-O-Drama on 2008 01 16

Killer - That should teach you not to leave me alone with your blog and all these hot chicks who want to throw themselves at you.

Wait… months? I think there’s a story we all need to hear there. Graphic heterosexual details if you please, I don’t want Man’s Man to feel disgusted or outnumbered.

By jester on 2008 01 16

Mel:
I am enjoying the “love Killer” theme of this thread.

Jester:
You aren’t supposed to call me on that bluff.

By Killer on 2008 01 16

Sorry, but I love to sniff out drama and I enjoy a good story. Especially those about your balls…

No, that is not me saying I want to sniff your balls. Again.

By jester on 2008 01 16

Did you want aerial or contour map?

You must be paying them a lot of money to talk you up.  I wonder what it’s like to be made of awesome.  I am made mostly of bullshit.  But, I did grow up on ranches staying drunk and watching out for UFOs.

Frankly, I don’t like grapefruit.  It’s good for you, and it tastes like shit.  When you smear all that grapefruit juice all over you, it burns in all the bad places.  If I want a chemical peel, I’ll pay my plastic surgeon for one. 

Now, chocolate and cheesecake: No acidity there.  Smear that all over the place, and I am just fine.

Then again, if you really want to learn more about sex, go and listen to Mr. Fab’s blog talk radio show from December 30th.  I guest-hosted and our main topic was female ejaculation.  But I was able to cover a number of other topics within an hour as well.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/pointlessdrivel/blog/2007/12/31/Pointless-Drivel-Show-48

By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

Killer Man, as I am also a medical profesional, I can tell you that without question that the statistics shows that it is almost impossible for women to give men the HIV virus due to their physical makeup. We see overwhelmingly results in men giving women the virus due to the scretions, blood, sperm, etc.

As a medical person, you would probably know that I’m sure. However, we all know that this disease was found in gay men, going all the way back in the 70’s. Man, just stay away from these girls and please do not poke any of them in the butt; that is a nasty and sickening place. the Absurdist has asked that somebody poke her, I’m not sure if you should even try. Also, who could put their mouth on another man knowing that he has had his mouth around a penis? That just made me throw up all over the place!!!! Killer, stay away from these girls and from what I can see our girl jester really loves to get excited when real men discuss these things. Take care of yourself man and be the killer that you are by staying away from the girlies.

Talk to Me About it,,,

The Man’s Man

By Man's Man on 2008 01 17

Have you ever noticed how these kooky windbags like to throw around words like “statistics” and scientific lingo right up to the point where you bring up subjects like genetics or evolution and suddenly they can’t understand a simple math equation?

I also love how this week Man’s Man is a medical professional. Just last week when the same IP address and email login was slinging bullshit around my website, the personality claimed to be a woman named Rebecca who I believe was a Theologist.

By jester on 2008 01 17

Damn.  Jester, you beat me to the punch. Fricken’ actual work.  I hate it.

I have never heard a medical professional speak so ridiculously, but I agree with you.  There are a lot of people that like to stir up controversy.  It’s not necessarily a bad thing.  Every day, I feel like beating the shit out of someone, and he/she just gives me an opportunity to feel better about myself by taunting him/her.  It’s just a good feeling to say awful things to bigots.  So, it’s not necessarily a bad thing.

Plus, Killer wanted more posts, (AND ALMOST NO ONE READ MY POST YESTERDAY, BASTARDS!), so he got what he wanted.

I also agree with Killer, much earlier, that “Man’s Man” (the name) is kinda gay-sounding.  You know how some haters are just stuck in the closet?  I bet he is a real ass-pounder, he just doesn’t know it yet.

Anyhoo, looks like it’s gotten kinda dead around here on this post...But I will keep an eye out..

By Absurdist on 2008 01 17

Killer man, some of these folks are really hillarious with their phony intellectualism. My guess is most have maybe a 5th grade education. I am going to ingor our girl jester because I believe that he doesn’t know any better. The absurdist is trying to make up her mind as to whether she likes it in the vagina or in the arse. There is a trendy action going on here as is true with all gay people, and that is, they always come back with something out of this world like “you must really be gay yourself and that is why you’re messing with us”.

Killerman, they probably think you’re a closet fraternity brother if you know what I mean. Jester can’t deny that the entire medical world knows that aids was found within the gay community before anywhere else. the disease control center in ATL will substantiate this fact as well as the fact that over 95% of HIV transmission is given from men to women! I would tell any man to stay away from jester and his friends cause they are a future HIV patient in waiting.

The Man’s Man

By Man's Man on 2008 01 17

killer, it looks like you got your wish for a comment party. Too bad some of the comments don’t make a lick of sense. But hey, what’s a party without a fool?

By Mel-O-Drama on 2008 01 17

Hey Killer: I would close this one off for comments so Man’s Man can get off using another ID on another blog posting.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 17

Hey gang! Sorry I have been away for a while but Jester told me I need to jump in cuz things were getting good!

Just to review.  Yes, HIV is a virus, not a bacteria.  It’s greatest strength is that it uses one’s own immune system against you.  It is very similar to a Simian Immuno deficiency virus.  Though people like to jump to the conclusion that someone must have had sex with an ape at some point because of this similarity, it is actually the result of the huge similarities in ape and human immune systems since we are so genetically close.  I will now copy and paste a bit from the Merk medical manual, which I’m sure all you health professionals are familiar with.
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Transmission of Infection
The transmission of HIV requires contact with a body fluid that contains the virus or infected cells. HIV can appear in nearly any body fluid, but transmission mainly comes from blood, semen, vaginal secretions, and breast milk. Although low concentrations of HIV are also present in tears, urine, and saliva, transmission from these fluids is extremely rare.

HIV is transmitted in the following ways:

* Sexual contact with an infected person, during which the mucous membrane lining the mouth, vagina, penis, or rectum is exposed to contaminated body fluids (unprotected sex)
* Injection or infusion of contaminated blood, as occurs with blood transfusions, the sharing of needles, or an accidental prick from an HIV-contaminated needle
* Transfer of the virus from an infected mother to a child before birth, during birth, or after birth through the mother’s milk

Susceptibility to HIV infection increases when the skin or a mucous membrane is torn or damaged—even minimally—as can happen during vigorous vaginal or anal intercourse. Sexual transmission of HIV is more likely if either partner has herpes, syphilis, or another sexually transmitted disease (STD) that produces breaks in the skin or inflammation of the genitals. However, HIV can be transmitted even if neither partner has other STDs or obvious breaks in the skin. HIV transmission also can occur during oral sex, although it is far less common than during vaginal or anal intercourse.

In the United States, Europe, and Australia, HIV has mainly been transmitted through male homosexual contact and the sharing of needles among injecting drug users, but transmission through heterosexual contact has been rapidly increasing. In 2000, 42% of new HIV infections in the United States developed in homosexual men, 33% in heterosexual men and women, and 25% in injecting drug users. HIV transmission in Africa, the Caribbean, and Asia occurs primarily between heterosexuals, and HIV infection occurs equally among men and women. Through December 2000, more than 17% of the adults in the United States reported to have AIDS were women. HIV infection is increasing at a faster rate among women than among men. In areas of the United States where HIV infection is reported, 31% of new HIV infections occur in women. Before 1992, most American women with HIV were infected by injecting drugs with contaminated needles. In 2000, however, 75% of women were infected by sexual contact.
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By Lee on 2008 01 17

Lee, I am soooo disappointed in you… I figured you would come up with something really pithy and hilarious....

**sigh**

By Absurdist on 2008 01 17

I’m sorry! You know I’m a big science and data nerd and I hate when people use it wrong

I’ll think of something regarding butts or something later

By Lee on 2008 01 17

Lee - How dare you throw around scientific data and meaningful information in a conversation where there is no logical thinking displayed?

It will be ignored anyway.

By jester on 2008 01 17

Ok, this isn’t as much funny as it is interesting, but…

So I get discover magazine, which I love, cuz it’s not as technical as Scientific American, but it’s still good.  It’s kind of like SciAm meets people magazine. 

Anyway, a few months ago they had a big article about how many alien lifeforms live on he human body.  (now before you go off, I mean alien, like foreign bodies, non human cells.) If you were just counting number of cells, the ratio of foreign entities to human cells is estimated to be about 9 to 1.  That’s right folks, you’re mostly made up of crap! Bacteria, fungus, various parasites!  Everywhere! Skin, eyes, hair, mouth, stomach, blood, intestines, nail beds.  Of course, given the size and mass of these intruders, they only make up like 0.01% of our total mass.  It was a totally disgusting learning experience. 
The great part is that we need all these parasites to survive! So it’s more a symbiotic relationship which I think is fun!
Yay for science and all it’s disturbing truths!

By Lee on 2008 01 17

Man’s Man - Wrong yet again, by the way… the CDC first *identified* a disease they called “GRID” in the gay population, almost immediately they discovered that the disease was found in multiple other demographics and changed the name to “AIDS.” The media focused on the gay population because scientists found it easy to study a smaller minority group.

Then you say, “the disease control center in ATL will substantiate this fact as well as the fact that over 95% of HIV transmission is given from men to women!”

So by that logic, (and completely fake statistic), gay sex is safer.

I can make up statistics, too… Let’s see....

98% of the people who read this blog think you are bigoted shit eating donkey fucker who will soon suffocate from having his head up his ass.

Oh wait… that one isn’t made up.

By jester on 2008 01 17

Okay.  So, if the definition of alien is something like (I said LIKE not exactly) a form of matter or energy not indigenous to it’s location, then I am not sure about the above statement.

If the alien lifeforms live on our bodies, wouldn’t that make them indigenous to our bodies, making them legalized citizens of our body?

And, btw, I think that we get sick so much (excepting major illnesses) because we are using so much anti-bacterial and sterilization shit that our immune systems aren’t being built up.

I lived outside, practically as a child.  I ate dirt.  I ate clover that dogs peed on (unbeknownst to me), I ate Gravy Train, I ate pill bugs.  I lived amongst mostly cedar trees.  I have never had an allergy and I rarely get sick.  I get a cold every now and again, but that’s about it.  And it’s usually because I am not drinking enough water or taking my vitamins.

It seems to me (and I am not talking about AIDS/HIV here) that we get sick more often because:
1. kids can’t go outside because they will be abducted
2. We sterilize the hell out of our kids
3. They are getting more cavities, btw (proven) because they are all drinking bottled or purified water that does not contain flouride.

I don’t know… Maybe it’s just me, but I am happy to have those critters on and in me.  I fear that if I didn’t have them since birth, I would be dead, because I would have NO immune system.

Okay, see, that wasn’t funny.  I was a total bore.  Sorry… :-(

By Absurdist on 2008 01 17

Jester, stop posting at the same time as me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

mwahahahahahha.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 17

Remember, when you make up statistics, always use numbers like 83% or 87%… it’s much more realistic!

I remember reading some of the first cases of HIV/AIDS were around 1960ish.  At the time, they had no idea what it was at the time, but now that we have a better understanding of the disease, we can review case histories, as well as tissue or blood samples if we’re lucky, and track the history of the disease much better.

By Lee on 2008 01 17

He needs a glass bellybutton so that he can see out while his head is up his ass.

And you are right; based upon what he says, gay sex is safer.

Maybe I SHOULD go gay… I mean, if it’s a choice, then I can make that choice, and I should automatically be sexually attracted to women, right?

By Absurdist on 2008 01 17

Just so everyone knows, I’m home from work today and touching myself in naughty ways between posts…

By Lee on 2008 01 17

Oh hey.  Y’all want to hear a funny?  Totally off topic, not unlike everything else on this post.

Chemistry.com won’t let me use my short bus gravatar as a picture.

Fucking pricks.  And they keep giving me all these tards, and no one is interested in me so far.  I am so depressed… Especially since I am not really like what I am when I post.  Okay, I am only 80% like what I post.  Okay, 90%.  But I have a really good profile…

***sigh***

I hate being a gen’xer.  we are the most connected generation, and the most lonely.  But that’s a whole other topic that takes me pages to explain, as it is both political and social.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 17

BTW, why is it only the four of us that keep writing on this post so much?  Where is the fucking owner of this blog?  What’s his fucking problem?  Is he too good to manage the comments on his own fucking post?

Pricks.

You’re all pricks. 

By Absurdist on 2008 01 17

I’m not a prick… I’m prickish!

By Lee on 2008 01 17

You know what really pisses me off?  When you have to fill out those boxes based upon what you see in the other box, and the other box is all hazy and crap, and there are letters and numbers, and some are sideeways, etc. and you can’t tell if it’s a plus sign or a small t, or if that’s a 1 or an upper case I.  I have stopped trying now.  There are some sites I try almost 10 times on and I can’t figure out what the letters and numbers are, and if they are upper case or not, since there is no relativity as the letters are too far apart and are cocked to the side.

Anyway, why I am telling this?  Because I wanted to digg it so others would see it, and I had to create a digg account.  Well, I TRIED to create a digg account.  It never happened.  I can’t tell the letters and numbers.

Fuckers.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 17

The Killer man, I just love it when I get our girls are heated. Jester is very sensitive and he means well. I think that he is sickened by the truth that HIV/AIDS came from the Gay community. No medical authority woth his salt will deny what I just said. Jester and Lee are not authorities on the subject. They think they are because they live their lives getting poked, but if you were to ask real deal medical authorities, that fact will come out. Our girlie Absurdist is really hot and bothered with the thought of me giving it to her until she faints or goes into convulsions. I would do her if I were not afraid of the bumps and blisters around her vagina and arse, which is indicative of Herpes simplex II. No way man! She might have some “good stuff” but man’s man cannot take the risk. Whatcha think killerman? Be careful of jester cause he wants to make you an official member of the “girl’s fraternity”. Guess what? A friend of mind and I were talking over lunch today and I told her about jester.

She seems to believe that jester would be interested in women if he had not been poked at an early age. But she also said that she could flip his lid and he would come back to reality and that he would be able to get an erection again. Whatcha think killerman? Be careful of Absurdist cause I think that she wants to do you too, after me, but I’m passing over it cause I cannot afford to have bumps and blisters on my john john. Maybe with an extremely dependable condom, I’d let her sample the merchendise for her on personal licking pleasure. whatcha think killerman? Man, give me a hit if you please cause Absurdist is mad that you don’t police your site. Tell her that some of us do work! ! ! ! ! ! !

By Man's Man on 2008 01 17

Yea! I win.

BTW, I make over 200k a year.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 17

Ahem, I really do hate to justify anything spewed by “Man’s Man” or “Rebbecca” or whatever his name is. 
But, I do actually have to work too much.  I have enjoyed the discussions however.

By Killer on 2008 01 17

Thank You Man’s man for showing the world what a pre-school reject you are. I suppose you believe you can catch a disease by sitting on the toilet seat. Or does your outhouse even have a seat. I know you probably think screwing your mother (or is it your sister) is a good thing but for the rest of civilized people it is not. I guess your penis size equals your IQ. 0.8 on both the inch and IQ meter. So Man’s Man remember if you got hair on your palms you are stroking too hard.

By I.P. Freely on 2008 01 17

Killer man, polease don’t listen to these girls. Rebbeca? wh in the hell is that? Was it jester saying something about having the same ISP? Well, jester dear is sadly mistaken as no computer has its own Id. ALL computers are linked to a demongraphic headquarters which houses the various Internet company. A case in point is since I live in San Bernadino, California and work for JPL management office, and you worked in the JPL main office in Pasadena, California, we would have the same ISP due to the fact that JPL contracts with only one Internet provider and that Id would go to the headquarters. Now if jester is smart he’s know that!

I can assure you that I am no woman at all. But I know our girl Absurdist and even our girls jester and lee would love to see the “Pipe”, but again, no time for bumps, blisters and HIV/AIDS. Whatcha think killer? I know you know that I am telling the truth my brother. You’re the killer man remember?

Let’s Do it to it

The Man’s Man

By Man's Man on 2008 01 17

To our girl I.P. Freely, hey girl, I think if the truth be told, your Mother was caught sucking the penis of a pitbull until he came in her mouth. Then she rinse her mouth with it before swallowing it. And then she asked you to put your toes up her Arse. By the way, how did it feel? Whatcha think?

The Man’s Man

By Man's Man on 2008 01 17

Man’s Man - Look here you sanctimonious piece of shit… I know a lot about the genesis of the HIV/AIDS epidemic because I have stood by and watched as people close to me (both gay and straight) have dealt with the diagnosis and treatment of the disease. I have buried close friends and mourned the loss of many extended friends along the way.

You keep addressing Killer as though you think he’s going to back your asinine theories and whackjob retorts. Having been a regular reader for two years, and having met him in person, I can assure you that if you were saying these things in person (which we all know you would be FAR too frightened to do), you’d end up on the receiving end of a sharp stick in the eye and ham-sized fist up your ass.

Of course, based on your fixation on anal sex and who’s getting it and how, I’m certain that you’d beg for both hands.

I didn’t think it was possible that you could more ignorant on any other subject until you started displaying your COMPLETE lack of knowledge of how the internet and IP addresses work.

How do you manage to operate a computer? Do you have to call your mentally challenged, buck-toothed, cross-eyed grand-daughter-sister to help you figure out which button is the ANY key?

Maybe I should cut you a little slack since I’m guessing that you have to go back several generations to find a fork in your family tree.

Nah, fuck that.  You’re a pinheaded, pencil-dicked nimrod who deserves to drown in the remnants of a burped up cum bubble.

(Killer, you’re going to LOVE the search results you get now.)

By jester on 2008 01 18

Just to add more fodder for search terms:

NUKE A GAY WALE FOR CHRIST

FEMALE EJACULATION

HERPES INFESTED BALL SACK

PUSS SUCKERS

GOLDEN SHOWER

BEASTIALITY

DONKEY SHOW

TIJUANA

GERMAN SHEPHARD

DOUBLE-DILDO

ANAL BEADS

FRESH TEEN BOYS (Anthony helped with that one)

BAD GIRL CATHOLIC TEENS

BUTT PLUG

PEARL NECKLACE

SPERM-BURPER

QUEEF CUEEF CUIF (I don’t know how to spell it)

CUM LADEN FARTS

MOLLY MOUTH

TITTY BAR

CRACK WHORE

Well, I am too tired to keep going.

M--

It’s kinda cool to know where Man’s Man works.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 18

Man, I got AKISMET’d… Because of the words I was using.  We’ll see if Killer un-spams my entry.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 18

Absurdist - I think Killer’s site already ranks for many of those terms. I blame it on Liz, who would have you believe she is a sweet and innocent southern belle.

Well… except for anything to do with balls… that’s all Killer.

(Oh, and since I know Killer is crazy busy, and I am GOD on all the sites I touch, I released your comment from the bowels of the spam filter.)

Aah, good, I’m a fag AND a blasphemer.  It’s a good day.

By jester on 2008 01 18

I don’t think that THESE terms are part of any blog here.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 18

Okay, first let me apologize for coming late to the party, or coming back to the party late, or whatever.

Second, let me say something serious for a moment (and just for a moment and then I PROMISE to go back to less serious remarks before the end of this comment).  While I doubt that Man’s Man knew anything of the sort, there was a guy doing research on the possibility of AIDS being caused by bacteria (and not the normal bacteria that is to be found in someone’s butt.) Apparently HIV has a lot of traveling companions such as bacteria.  It was his theory that one of these other things caused most of the damage seen in AIDS patients.  So he isolated the virus from this other stuff, injected one group of mice with the isolated HIV, and then injected a second group of mice with the other stuff without HIV.  The first group of mice stayed healthy, and the second group of mice got really sick as you would expect from AIDS.  I never heard if anything came of the research.  And for all practical purposes we might as well continue to say that AIDS is caused by HIV, even if it isn’t technically correct, because outside the lab the bacteria and the other things that travel around with HIV always seem to be found together, and our current tests are for the virus.

End of being totally serious.

As for the statistics and making up statistics, there was this short story called “The Great Tomato Epidemic” or something like that.  You just never knew the tragic consequences of eating tomatoes.

And lastly, don’t you all think that Man’s Man or whoever is actually just Killer using a different computer?

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

Jester:
“Stay Classy San Diego”
-and thanks for covering the Akismet

Absurdist:
I estimate that at least five of those phrases have been used here before. 

Laughing:
Apology accepted, but don’t let it happen again.

By Killer on 2008 01 18

Funny, that never occurred to me about Killer doing that, but if that is him, I have a HIGHLY new-found respect for the man.  That would have been super-awesome!  And, people rarely surprise me.  That would have both surprised me and would have bumped him up a notch on the Michelle list of mostly intelligent humans.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 18

Am I allowed to give yet another serious comment on HIV/AIDS or am I restricted to saying something funny about cum laden farts or queefs?

So… HIV is a virus, AIDS is a semi-nebulous term for the myriad of diseases and symptoms one gets from the virus taking your immune system hostage.  I’m not surprised that there are many bacterial companions to HIV.  It’s kind of the microscopic version of vultures.  Curing HIV is not the same as treating AIDS.  At this time, we have some great medicines out there that hold back the effects of HIV and keep the patient from every developing AIDS.  This is fabulous.  However, the patient remains HIV positive, which is less fabulous. Holding back the collapse of the immune system is never different from destroying the virus.
that is all for the serious part, back to TITTY BARS and double ended such and such

do you guys think I should give Jester permission to put pictures of me up on Friday Hotness?

By Lee on 2008 01 18

Lee doesn’t have a link.

Damn.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

Lee, if you are that hot, hell, I’ll look at pictures of you, even if you are gay.

BTW, I heard a comedian one time, and I love this.  I am going to botch it, but here’s how it went:

I love rainbows.  And I am straight.  And I like to wear my rainbow shirt.

But now I have to put on my shirt: “I am not gay”.  And then, because that sounds offensive, I have to put on my shirt “but there’s nothing with it; I just like rainbows”.

“How fucking selfish do you have to be to take over the whole color spectrum??”

I almost spewed my Dr. Pepper.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 18

The killerman, whatcha up to on this fine Friday? I hope you stay busy man cause you are alright in my book. for our little girl jester, he is so confused, and so insignificant. In fact, jester dear if you are all ears, let me say if you have seen and witnessed all of the faggs dying of aids, then please help me to make some sense why you continue to post pictures of other men on your stupid blog? wouldn’t an intelligent person stop, think, and realize that they could possibly get infected or actually infect someone? Whatcha think?

It is a very sick person who posts pictures of men for other men to look at. The two pics you put up that are female, that is what you’re suppose to desire, not some man’s arse! The women look delicious! Have you ever had a woman? Have you ever felt the moist and warmth of being inside a woman? How dare you let men lay you down and poke you in the arse? I don’t think you’re afraid of dying from aids! Let me serve notice however and that is if you continue to get poked, you will be aids infested by the end of the year.

Become a real man jester, stop pretending to be a little girl. The person with the bacteria facts concerning aids is on it! I guess you’d say he doesn’t know what in the hell he’s talking about either. Whatcha think? Killerman, I am so glad that you are a real man and not a member of the “girls club”. Whatcha think killer?

To my girl Absurdist, I might pound you for free if we can be assured that all is well with you on the health end. You might have some “good stuff” and so I don’t know if I want to miss out. Jester your arse is dirty and bacteria filled. Who, in their right mind would stick their penis into your crusted, bacteria, virus filled arse? How shameful to put up pics of men. If I see another pic of a man I will come and personally beat your fat arse all over the place!!!

The Man’s Man----one who is a Man---everybody’s Man’s Man

By Man's Man on 2008 01 18

Hey, if laughing is serious, and you are Killer, I’d probably take you up on that.  It’s been a long year.

By Absurdist on 2008 01 18

oooohh! he called your blog stupid jester, you gonna take that? Whatcha think? ha ha ha

If I remember correctly, I think Jester has had the squishy experience of being with a woman.  It is I that have never strayed.  I’m what they call a true gay… or maybe a pureblood.  Jester is a mudblood! ew! Does that make Killer a Muggle? 
(Can you tell I watched Harry Potter last night?)

By Lee on 2008 01 18

“The person with the bacteria facts concerning aids is on it! I guess you’d say he doesn’t know what in the hell he’s talking about either.”

???"HE doesn’t know what in the hell HE’S talking about either.”???

It looks like someone was trying to pay me a compliment.

But why is it that Jester gets counted as a girl, but I get the male pronoun?

I’m going to cry now.

This has to be Killer, don’t you think?

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

Damn it.

Where is my comment?

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

Hey! I put up a post and it never showed up!?

By Lee on 2008 01 18

wish man’s man would quit calling jester a girl as though being a girl was an insult. 

also wish man’s man would drink a huge glass of shut the fuck up juice. 

that is all.

By hellohahanarf on 2008 01 18

While Killer does belong on your list of highly intelligent people, Absurdist, I assure you he is NOT posting as Man’s Man.

And Lee is pretty hot.

Man’s Man - That pesky HIV must be pretty sneaky if you can catch it from looking at the pictures I put up on my “stupid blog.” I think an intelligent person would understand that you can’t get AIDS by looking. Of course we’re talking about you, and not an intelligent person.

As far as what “laughingattheslut” had to say about bacteria, what she failed to explain was the mouse who was injected with the HIV and not the bacteria was still “HIV POSITIVE.” AIDS is a condition almost always caused by a secondary infection, often bacterial such as pneumonia. It would stand to reason that a mouse injected with both the virus and the bacteria would develop AIDS more quickly.  Of course, that requires you to understand some big words and scientific concepts beyond your block of no-edge legos.

I’ll put up plenty more pictures of men on my site.  I’m waiting for you to show up on my door step to “beat my fat arse all over the place.” I suspect you’re weaker physically than you are mentally. I should be able to handle you blindfolded, hobbled and missing my left arm.

By jester on 2008 01 18

Lee - I’m not so sure Killer is a muggle. He did go to college you know.  I’m not a TRUE mudblood… I’ve visited the area but didn’t leave anything behind....

I fixed the issue with people’s comments not showing up… the number that would appear was limited. We never expected more than 125 comments on one of Killer’s posts.

Guess we wrong, and Killer got exactly what he asked for.

By jester on 2008 01 18

Jester, it isn’t that the second group got AIDS more quickly than the first group. 
The mouse that got the AIDS symptoms was injected with ONLY the bacteria and other stuff and NOT HIV.  The HIV positive mouse did not develop any symptoms. 
But this only happens in a lab.  Outside the lab you would come into contact with the virus and the bacteria at the same time.

Anyway, I realize that Killer Rants is not the place to have a serious discussion, but I was hoping that since the subject came up that someone would remember what I was talking about and tell me the name of the guy doing this research.

I kind of doubt that’s what Man’s Man was originally talking about, but since the subject of bacteria came up I thought I would mention it.

Oh, and there’s some Japanese videos that make people sick, and Cloverfield--Blair Witch Project meets Godzilla may give a lot of people a headache, but I’ve never heard of pictures giving anybody AIDS.

125 comments?  I only see 107.  Somebody tell me what I missed.
And thank you, Jester, for fixing the comment problem.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

Well Man’s Man I would have thought you would have put more effort into your retort. First it was monkeys and now dogs. You seem to know a lot about sex with animals. Did they have to put a restraining order against you at the zoo? And here I was thinking you were going to say something nasty about my mother. I think the only thing you beat Man’s Man is your self.

By I.P. Freely on 2008 01 18

Somebody really should tell me what I missed.

Monkeys?  Dogs?  Sex with animals?

WTF???

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

Laughingattheslut - I would be interested in knowing the name of that researcher, as well. I would expect a study like that to be better publicized, and I’ve been unable to turn up anything in my searches today. Technically, the symptoms the mouse exhibited *can’t* be AIDS. AIDS is a secondary condition following the presence of HIV. People can get PCP pneumonia who are not HIV/AIDS patients (just as an example).

I don’t think you’ve missed anything, the logic of some participants here doesn’t seem to follow the same rules as the rest of us.

By jester on 2008 01 18

Thank you very much for looking.

The mouse definitely had AIDS.  That guy really seemed to be onto something, but then I never heard anything else about it.  And I really used to keep up with such things, but this was a bit after I was really into it. 

Anyway, the news story left me a bit worried that he might go all Dr. Frankenstein and try stuff on humans, maybe even inject himself with this isolated HIV to prove that nothing would happen.

This reminded me of another guy who figured out that most stomach ulcers were caused by bacteria.  No one wanted to listen to him.  So he infected himself with the bacteria and then cured the ulcer with antibiotics.  About ten years later, no one needed prescription antacids, until we all started to hear about acid reflux disease.

So I wonder if the AIDS researcher tested something on himself and died.  Or maybe he disappeared and is being held prisoner under the pentagon so that the drug companies can keep selling the drugs for HIV.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

HIV itself doesn’t really kill people.  It’s what you get when your immune system is compromised that is the problem.  This collection of diseases and symptoms is was AIDS is considered to be.  Right now, all of us are in contact with millions of viruses, bacteria, fungus and other crap, but with a healthy immune system, we live on.  Once your immune system is compromised, you’re in pretty bad shape. 
This is the same case for people undergoing cancer treatment.  I once did a (paid, thank god) internship at MD Anderson Cancer center in Houston TX where I studied aspergillus fumigatus.  A. Fumigatus is a common fungus that we all are breathing in and fighting off right now.  However, people undergoing chemo have weakened immune systems and many die from aspergillosis. 
My point is, HIV isn’t deadly on it’s own, neither is getting chemo (though it is basically poisoning your body, but usually isn’t given in doses that high).  The problem is, the weakening of your immune system puts you at risk of the huge number outside agents ready to use your body as incubator, host, feeding ground, etc.

By Lee on 2008 01 18

I did find plenty of info on a guy named Ramratnam who is doing some really interesting research with Lactic Acid Bacteria at Brown.  He’s using the bacteria to stop HIV from being able to pass through mucus membranes, stopping it from being about to get into cells to reproduce.

By Lee on 2008 01 18

Let me simplify my point:

No HIV = No AIDS. The mouse could have had a bacterial disease that killed it, but it wasn’t AIDS. The AIDS diagnosis can only occur in the presence of HIV.

I can get Kaposi’s Sarcoma, but it’s not AIDS related unless I am also HIV positive.

I can get PC pneumonia, but without HIV, it’s not AIDS. It’s just pneumonia.

By jester on 2008 01 18

The Killerman, how has it been going? Everybody wants to condemn you for this blog, isn’t that funny? Killer, you and I had better leave these girls alone man, after all, we’re the Man’s Man you know. Our pretty girl jester can’t make up her mind as to whether she wants to look at people dying from aids due to gay sex, or whether she wants to be professor smart and gives us all a lesson in butt screwing! Killer, we have got to laugh in order not to cry.

These girls are really painful to deal with. Our girl, freeman is mad at the pitbull. Jester’s butt is sore from the daily pounding. Absurdist has lost her mind thinking about Man’s Man and the Killerman. I think she wants you to kill her hot vagina. As for jester he wants his arse tore up!

And if I see another picture of a man, jester I will personally travel and beat your fat arse! You could in no way handle Man’s Man; by your own admission you’re fat, heavy winded, and how could you keep up with the Man’s Man? I don’t mind you putting up pictures of women; they are what men loves! I would like to see a picture of our girl Absurdist. I’m starting to think that she probably has a nice arse herself. Do you have it Absurdist? Man’s Man would like to lay the “Pipe” where it is Ripe! Whatcha think? The Man’s Man is the Man along with our partner the Killerman. Jester, you could probably scare most of us away by putting up a picture of yourself. I’m sure Man’s Man and a few others witll throw up all over the place from the shock.

When our girl laughingattheslut gave you some facts you tried to refute them. That is because you have a need to be right and a need to be Miss Intellectual. how in the hell could you be Miss Intellect when you have no formal education? How long have you been practicing Science? How long have you been a Biologist? Man’s Man needs to know or you have to go!!!!

The Man’s Man = Everbody’s Man who is a Man’s Man = the one that can

By Man's Man on 2008 01 18

thank you for the clarification jester!
do I use too many big scientific words? :-(

By Lee on 2008 01 18

WTF?
Who every said anything about condemning Killer for his blog?
Laughingattheslut gave us some info half remembered, I’m not sure it needed to be refuted.  It definitely needed to be considered, hence the reason both Jester and I looked into it’s validity.  I think it may have been confused with some studies to use bacteria to stop HIV from proliferating. I think we also wanted to be clear on the definition of what HIV is and what AIDS is. This is how one has a discussion/debate.  Does it confuse you? 

By the way, Jester used to work in the medical profession and now he works at a very large science research institution.  Whatcha think?

By Lee on 2008 01 18

I get all that stuff.  I was writing about twenty years ago.
I still don’t think that you’re getting it.  The bacteria infected mice were getting all the AIDS symptoms, while the HIV infected mice had no symptoms.  Like the HIV positive people descended from plague survivors never get AIDS.  Really no symptoms.  No immunity problems at all, just a occasional cold and normal stuff like that.  All the immunity problems came from the special bacteria that this guy found.  Not a virus or a secondary infection or pneumonia or any of that stuff.  If this guy could reproduce his research, it prove that a bacteria causes AIDS, and that HIV doesn’t seem to do much of anything.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

Lee - No. I wasn’t responding or clarifying your point. I was responding to laughingattheslut.

Man’s Man - Bring it on, mental midget. Typical straight guy behavior, threaten a fight.  I’d love for you to have to explain to all your coworkers how an overweight fag beat the shit out of you. By the way, I’ve studied microbiology in Moscow. I was premed in college until I decided that I couldn’t in good conscience treat ignorant bigoted slimeballs like you.

By jester on 2008 01 18

Interesting, but can you find information it.  Research Paper or published article? I can’t seem to find anything on the internet, but that can be limited for sure.  If we’re you’re saying is true, there should be someone researching on it somewhere.  I’d like to see the work. Please put up a link or any information you can find.

By Lee on 2008 01 18

Typical straight guy behavior?  Please don’t lump me into that category.

P.S. I should kick the shit out of all of you for bagging on immunosuppressed people.

By othurme on 2008 01 18

I apologize for my horrible typos!  This cold medication has me all loopy and clouded.  sorry, I hope my point isn’t lost.

By Lee on 2008 01 18

laughingattheslut - I am not having any trouble at all understanding the research you are talking about. I’m not having any issues “getting it.” I’m not even saying that the research is wrong…

I’m saying that whatever happened to that mouse it WAS NOT AIDS without the presence of HIV. The diagnosis for AIDS can not be made without the presence of HIV. That’s all I’m saying.

By jester on 2008 01 18

Well, Man’s Man has at least recognized that I’m a girl.

And I’m not confused about anything.  The main thing that I don’t remember is the guy’s name.  I’m not thinking of anybody’s research to use bacteria to make mucus membranes happy safe places.  I am thinking of a news report about a guy finding that something other than HIV is at the core of the AIDS problem. 

And those are not really “facts” to be disputed.  They aren’t scientific “facts” until the guy can reproduce his research and publish the results and so forth.  But I’m guessing that didn’t happen, or we’d all know about it by now. So the only facts that anybody could dispute would be if someone saw the same news report as me and then maybe somebody would want to argue that all of the infected mice did not get AIDS symptoms.  Really, I just want to find out the guy’s name.

And I still think that the Man’s Man has got to be Killer.  This is exactly the kind of thing he needed for his 100+ comments.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

Damn.  I can’t keep up with the comments.  Excuse me a minute while I go record Ghost Whisperer.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

Lee, no I can’t find any info or links on it.  It was quite a while back.  I spent a lot of my time writing on the computer back then, but not on the Internet.  It wasn’t the Internet like we have now.  So I didn’t get any links or anything like that.  Jester was looking for me earlier, and he didn’t find anything.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

Really, I can’t find anything on what you’re talking about laughing.  I find a lot of stuff about how they are using bacteria to combat HIV’s invasiveness and other modes of treatment, but I can’t find a thing reporting bacteria as a cause of AIDS or AIDS like symptoms. 
To reiterate what Jester said, I’m not sure they would still call it AIDS if it isn’t the result of immunosuppression from HIV infection.

By Lee on 2008 01 18

othurme - Sorry.. I should have said “typical ignorant straight guy behavior.” My mistake.

laughingattheslut - I know it’s hard to believe that someone like Man’s Man exists outside of the imagination of Killer, but I assure you that he does. He’s been all over my blog in the past. Oh.. and here’s his info:

Man’s Man 66.215.91.214

That IP address comes back to Pasadena, CA.

Killer’s IP address is: 63.82.150.6 which is located in Jackson, MS.

Killer is good, but he can’t be in both places at once.

By jester on 2008 01 18

Thanks to everyone for making this the most comments for any post of mine EVER. 

I think I will stick to irreverent and humorous topics.  All this serious shit is overloading my inbox.  It is for this reason that I am officially shutting down the comments to this post.

For the record, I am NOT a Man’s Man.  I have been accused of being Liz several times, but this comparison is not as flattering.

In a final note:  Man’s Man...although I appreciate your right to have a point of view, please don’t include me in your insanity.

By killer on 2008 01 18