About Liz
Liz provides grace, femininity, and class to the executive management at Killer Rants. Her views are not necessarily those of Killer or the company for which she is employed. When not blogging, she spends her time carousing, inventing new cocktails, and talking about others. Occasionally, she'll read a book but is prone to forget details such as plot, characters, and setting.
Liz enjoys traveling, cooking, and Tom Selleck's mustache. She is a fan of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Office, and cats. She is not a fan of boring belt buckles, vomiting, or 20-something actresses.
If Liz were not employed as a professional trainer, she would be an interior decorator, travel show correspondent, your best friend, or your most creative enemy. You would be well advised to remain on her good side. Her motto is, "It may be offensive but funny always trumps offensive." Keep this motto in mind as you experience her tongue-in-cheek rants.
About Killer
Killer is the shit. At least within the delicate, fanciful world that he lives in within in his mind. Everything written here has a high probability of bullshit and should never be taken seriously.
If there are any criticisms or concerns please direct them to Liz, who is the Interim Director of Public Relations here at Killer Rants.
If there are any compliments please send them to Killer, who is the indubitable despot in need of constant reassurance and ego stroking.
