Up and Running

I went by the college yesterday to pick up my diploma. Talk about disappointed! I think it’s been printed on the cheapest cardstock they make and all the signatures are POOR photocopies. And it’s white- which really makes it look like something I printed on my home computer. And the college seal is slightly crooked. I’ve put it in my Dukes of Hazzard trapper-keeper folder, along with my other college diploma. I have no idea where my high school diploma is, but I remember it being much nicer than either of these. It was small and cute and it came… read more

Mommy Dearest

It’s Mother’s Day; one manufactured holiday I can get behind! Mother’s Day provides me with the opportunity to talk about some real ‘Mothers’ out there. Hope you enjoy!

Mothers, Lock Up Your Daughters

This mother’s day acknowledgement goes out to R. Kelly. In case you haven’t heard, R. Kelly has been accused- and video taped- having sex and urinating on VERY under-aged girls. Paedophile? Sounds like it. Career suicide? Unlikely. R. claims that he is not the man on the video tape and has publicly stated, of course, that he isn’t into pre-pubescent girls. That’s a… read more

How I Reward Myself

Thanks for all of your congratulatory comments concerning the acquisition of my Master’s Degree. It was a seven-year test of endurance and finally, I have come through this Hell. This is what I’ve been doing with my free time. Not only have I been watching ‘Fist Full of Quarters’, I have been trying to topple the Donkey Kong world record. Just to meet those guys.

So far, I’ve made it to level 2.

I enjoyed a weekend in Oxford at my BFF’s house. While I was away I asked my 84 year old neighbor… read more

Bulgarian Idol

In Homage to Jester, and his Idol Obsession. 

I actually think this version is better.

Blog Slackin’

Man, is it Thursday already?  It seems like almost a week ago since I last posted...oh wait, it has been almost a week.

This previous weekend we went to a local crawfish dive bar to celebrate the FINAL graduation of Liz.  She is officially a Master.  I’m not sure what she mastered, but I assure you it was not poker.  After the crawfish festivities we all adjourned to her house to continue imbibing large quantities of beer, away from the prying eyes of Johnny Law.  That led to some games, which led to poker, which led to the… read more

I’m Clib’s Raging Revenge

Continuing with the week of Photo Shop Fun, I am going to share with you all the retaliatory pics I was inundated with only moments after posting that pic of Clib.  He was apparently the first to see it on my blog, and hence did not sleep all night for working on his revenge.  You shall see just how much better at this he is than I.

He sent me about six photos in all, most just slightly tweaked versions of the previous.  He is an artist after all, so it is hard for him not to seek… read more

Whip it!  Whip it good!

By now you are probably tired of all these photoshop shenanigans...but they are so entertaining to me and Liz. 

It should be known that I am officially opening myself up for all kinds of disgusting, perverted pics of me to appear in my email account, on bright sheets of paper stuck under windshield wipers and possibly on a bill board or two around town. 

It is not that Clib is vindictive or evil spirited, he is just very driven and when he gets focused on retaliation it can be a long cold battle.  Not to mention,… read more

We Need More Product Development

I recently decided to start selling Killer Rants products so our loyal fan base could make me, I mean US, a bit of cash.  The idea was maybe some plush Killer dolls, possibly one that giggled when you pulled his balls, or maybe one that farted if you put it too close to the plush Liz doll. 

BFF, Clib, our house artist and intellectual was put in charge of designing products.  I think he might have misunderstood the instructions, or maybe he is trying to say something about my readers. 

This is the first product he… read more